love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
