waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
love makes seman taste better
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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