i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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