I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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