I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
