But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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