bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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