how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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