you will always have a special place in my vag
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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