We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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