You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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