This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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