the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just want to make out with him forever
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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