last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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