Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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