My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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