How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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