Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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