physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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