My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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