What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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