I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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