i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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