I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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