i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
