at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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