I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
