I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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