Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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