he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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