So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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