idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I love you. Go after that dick
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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