After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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