So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You left your phone here
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