I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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