I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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