Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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