Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
