Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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