strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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