school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
