I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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