i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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