Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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