dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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