I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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