Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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