Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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