I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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