Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
What a dumb baby whore.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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