It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
