We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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