god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I can't turn off my feet"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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