so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
