There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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